Comments by vpotok

Dear resident unicycle-riding prod deployer,

Thanks for dropping in with your enlightening performance art — equal parts drama, satire, and unsolicited ego boost. It's always refreshing when someone graces a beginner’s project with the energy of a tech stand-up routine, minus the usefulness.

Yes, the branching could be cleaner. Yes, the commit messages could benefit from structure. But here’s the kicker: this is a first project, not Kubernetes at NASA. The repo isn’t broken — it’s being built. You don’t walk into someone’s workshop, flip the table, and say "Why isn't this a Tesla factory?"

Critique is welcome. Pedantry masquerading as superiority? Not so much. If your goal was to help, you missed. If your goal was to flex, we get it — you think you're the final boss of Git. But here's a wild idea: instead of writing Shakespearean roasts, why not open a pull request? You might actually be useful.

By the way, anyone can throw stones at a learning repo. The real “10x devs” — you know, the kind that matter — lift others up without needing a spotlight.

TL;DR: Less cosplay as the Git Gatekeeper. More constructive input. That’s how you actually contribute to open source.

Oh look, the self-appointed Code Messiah is back — still mistaking sarcasm for intellect and snark for superiority. It's honestly adorable how hard you're trying to sound clever while saying absolutely nothing of value.

You keep bragging about your mythical abilities — rewriting pipelines in Latin, enlightening cats, deploying with Morse code — yet somehow, the one thing you can’t seem to do is act like a decent human being. Wild.

Let’s be real: You're not a “Git demigod.” You're not a “unicorn.” You’re just a guy with a GitHub account and a severe case of main-character syndrome.

No one’s stopping you from contributing. You just don’t want to — because actually helping would mean less time for your passive-aggressive theater and more time doing the kind of work you clearly think you're too special for.

This isn’t “tough love.” It’s ego, dressed up in glitter and delusion. And it’s embarrassing.

So either grow up, write a useful PR, or gallop off into the sunset on your imaginary unicorn. Just know this: the only thing "artisanal" here is how exquisitely cringe your comments are.

🧹✨ Don’t let the glitter hit you on the way out.