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š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Bobby Tables called ā he'd like a word with you.
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ Bobby Tables called ā he'd like a word with you.
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
query = "SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?" # Then use: cursor.execute(query, (username,))
š“ Code Injection (CWE-94) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Use of eval()/exec() can execute arbitrary code. Use safe alternatives like ast.literal_eval() or structured parsing.
š„ eval() on untrusted data? That's not a feature, that's a remote code execution buffet. š½ļø
return ast.literal_eval(data)
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,)).fetchall()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
# Use parameterized queries instead of string concatenation
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Bobby Tables called ā he'd like a word with you.
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,)).fetchall()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
# Use parameterized queries instead of string concatenation
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded password detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ Storing secrets in source code? Bold strategy. Let's see if it pays off. (Spoiler: it won't.)
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
DB_PASSWORD = os.environ.get("PASSWORD")
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š„ Security Roast Review ā Found 19 issue(s): 17 CRITICAL, 2 MEDIUM
Buckle up, this is going to hurt.
Each finding has an inline suggestion that you can apply with one click.
| # | Type | Severity | File | Line |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 7 |
| 2 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 14 |
| 3 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 20 |
| 4 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 7 |
| 5 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 14 |
| 6 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 20 |
| 7 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 7 |
| 8 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 14 |
| 9 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 20 |
| 10 | š“ Hardcoded Credentials | CRITICAL | | 4 |
| 11 | š“ Hardcoded Credentials | CRITICAL | | 5 |
| 12 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 8 |
| 13 | š“ Code Injection | CRITICAL | | 11 |
| 14 | š” Weak Cryptography | MEDIUM | | 13 |
| 15 | š“ Hardcoded Credentials | CRITICAL | | 4 |
| 16 | š“ Hardcoded Credentials | CRITICAL | | 5 |
| 17 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 8 |
| 18 | š“ Code Injection | CRITICAL | | 11 |
| 19 | š” Weak Cryptography | MEDIUM | | 13 |
š” Redemption Arc: Apply the suggestions and you'll earn back my respect. Maybe. š„
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ Bobby Tables called ā he'd like a word with you.
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š” Weak Cryptography (CWE-327) ā Severity: MEDIUM
MD5 is cryptographically broken. Use SHA-256, bcrypt, or Argon2 for password hashing.
š„ MD5 for password hashing? What year is this, 2003? ā°
return hashlib.sha256(pw.encode()).hexdigest()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Bobby Tables called ā he'd like a word with you.
# Use parameterized queries: cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM table WHERE col = ?", (value,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,)).fetchall()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,)).fetchall()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
cursor.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id =?", (user_id,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Ah yes, concatenated SQL ā the hacker's favorite snack. šæ
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,)).fetchall()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead. After applying, remove any old
execute(query)š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
cursor.execute("SELECT * FROM products WHERE name LIKE ?", (search_term,))
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded API key detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ Congratulations, you just open-sourced your credentials. The whole internet thanks you. š
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
API_KEY = os.environ.get("API_KEY")
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ This query is so injectable, it should come with a syringe emoji. š
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,))
š” Weak Cryptography (CWE-327) ā Severity: MEDIUM
MD5 is cryptographically broken. Use SHA-256, bcrypt, or Argon2 for password hashing.
š„ Using MD5 is like locking your front door with scotch tape. š
return hashlib.sha256(pw.encode()).hexdigest()
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded API key detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ This secret is more exposed than a celebrity's leaked photos. Please use a secret manager.
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
API_KEY = os.environ.get("API_KEY")
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ You basically left the front door open AND put up a 'Free Data' sign.
return conn.execute("SELECT * FROM users WHERE name = ?", (username,)).fetchall()
š“ SQL Injection (CWE-89) ā Severity: CRITICAL
SQL query built with string concatenation/formatting. Use parameterized queries instead.
š„ Bobby Tables called ā he'd like a word with you.
conn.execute("DELETE FROM users WHERE id = ?", (user_id,))
š” Weak Cryptography (CWE-327) ā Severity: MEDIUM
MD5 is cryptographically broken. Use SHA-256, bcrypt, or Argon2 for password hashing.
š„ Using MD5 is like locking your front door with scotch tape. š
return hashlib.sha256(pw.encode()).hexdigest()
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded API key detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ This secret is more exposed than a celebrity's leaked photos. Please use a secret manager.
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
API_KEY = os.environ.get("API_KEY")
š” Weak Cryptography (CWE-327) ā Severity: MEDIUM
MD5 is cryptographically broken. Use SHA-256, bcrypt, or Argon2 for password hashing.
š„ Using MD5 is like locking your front door with scotch tape. š
return hashlib.sha256(pw.encode()).hexdigest()
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded API key detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ This secret is more exposed than a celebrity's leaked photos. Please use a secret manager.
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
API_KEY = os.environ.get("API_KEY")
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded API key detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ Congratulations, you just open-sourced your credentials. The whole internet thanks you. š
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
API_KEY = os.environ.get("API_KEY")
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded password detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ Congratulations, you just open-sourced your credentials. The whole internet thanks you. š
DB_PASSWORD = os.environ.get("PASSWORD")
š„ Security Roast Review ā Found 5 issue(s): 4 CRITICAL, 1 MEDIUM
Buckle up, this is going to hurt.
Each finding has an inline suggestion that you can apply with one click.
| # | Type | Severity | File | Line |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | š“ Hardcoded Credentials | CRITICAL | | 4 |
| 2 | š“ Hardcoded Credentials | CRITICAL | | 5 |
| 3 | š“ SQL Injection | CRITICAL | | 8 |
| 4 | š“ Code Injection | CRITICAL | | 11 |
| 5 | š” Weak Cryptography | MEDIUM | | 13 |
š” Redemption Arc: Apply the suggestions and you'll earn back my respect. Maybe. š„
š“ Hardcoded Credentials (CWE-798) ā Severity: CRITICAL
Hardcoded API key detected. Credentials should be stored in environment variables or a secret manager.
š„ Congratulations, you just open-sourced your credentials. The whole internet thanks you. š
ā ļø Required import ā add this at the top of your file:
import os
API_KEY = os.environ.get("API_KEY")