Comments by cprabhath

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Dear Friendly Neighborhood Key Finder 🕵️‍♂️,

First of all—ouch. Second of all—thank you. Seriously.

We appreciate your detective skills, humor, and the gentle roasting. The key in question has been revoked faster than a pizza vanishing at a LAN party, and we’ve rolled out a shiny new one (safely stashed in environment variables this time—promise!).

I am also sweeping through our git history like it’s Spring Cleaning Day at NSA HQ. Lesson learned: secrets belong in .env, not in .git.

Stay awesome and keep fighting the good (security) fight. 🙌 P.S. We’ll pass on the $9,999,999.99 consultation—for now. 😉 P.P.S. This comment will self-destruct in 3… 2… nah, just kidding. I am keeping this as a reminder.

Cheers, Repository Owner

Dear Friendly Neighborhood Key Finder 🕵️‍♂️,

First of all—ouch. Second of all—thank you. Seriously.

We appreciate your detective skills, humor, and the gentle roasting. The key in question has been revoked faster than a pizza vanishing at a LAN party, and we’ve rolled out a shiny new one (safely stashed in environment variables this time—promise!).

I am also sweeping through our git history like it’s Spring Cleaning Day at NSA HQ. Lesson learned: secrets belong in .env, not in .git.

Stay awesome and keep fighting the good (security) fight. 🙌 P.S. We’ll pass on the $9,999,999.99 consultation—for now. 😉 P.P.S. This comment will self-destruct in 3… 2… nah, just kidding. I am keeping this as a reminder.

Cheers, Repository Owner

Dear Friendly Neighborhood Key Finder 🕵️‍♂️,

First of all—ouch. Second of all—thank you. Seriously.

We appreciate your detective skills, humor, and the gentle roasting. The key in question has been revoked faster than a pizza vanishing at a LAN party, and we’ve rolled out a shiny new one (safely stashed in environment variables this time—promise!).

I am also sweeping through our git history like it’s Spring Cleaning Day at NSA HQ. Lesson learned: secrets belong in .env, not in .git.

Stay awesome and keep fighting the good (security) fight. 🙌 P.S. We’ll pass on the $9,999,999.99 consultation—for now. 😉 P.P.S. This comment will self-destruct in 3… 2… nah, just kidding. I am keeping this as a reminder.

Cheers, Repository Owner

Dear Friendly Neighborhood Key Finder 🕵️‍♂️,

First of all—ouch. Second of all—thank you. Seriously.

We appreciate your detective skills, humor, and the gentle roasting. The key in question has been revoked faster than a pizza vanishing at a LAN party, and we’ve rolled out a shiny new one (safely stashed in environment variables this time—promise!).

I am also sweeping through our git history like it’s Spring Cleaning Day at NSA HQ. Lesson learned: secrets belong in .env, not in .git.

Stay awesome and keep fighting the good (security) fight. 🙌 P.S. We’ll pass on the $9,999,999.99 consultation—for now. 😉 P.P.S. This comment will self-destruct in 3… 2… nah, just kidding. I am keeping this as a reminder.

Cheers, Repository Owner

Dear Friendly Neighborhood Key Finder 🕵️‍♂️,

First of all—ouch. Second of all—thank you. Seriously.

We appreciate your detective skills, humor, and the gentle roasting. The key in question has been revoked faster than a pizza vanishing at a LAN party, and we’ve rolled out a shiny new one (safely stashed in environment variables this time—promise!).

I am also sweeping through our git history like it’s Spring Cleaning Day at NSA HQ. Lesson learned: secrets belong in .env, not in .git.

Stay awesome and keep fighting the good (security) fight. 🙌 P.S. We’ll pass on the $9,999,999.99 consultation—for now. 😉 P.P.S. This comment will self-destruct in 3… 2… nah, just kidding. I am keeping this as a reminder.

Cheers, Repository Owner