Comments by VinceFINET

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My son told me that Jim Morrison was overrated so I sent him to his room... Nobody slams The Doors in my house!

I went a prison poetry reading... It had it's prose and cons

Two cats are having a swimming race. The American one is named "One Two Three". The French one is "Un Deux Trois." Which cat wins? The American because "Un Deux Trois" cat sank.

Proposal:

  • Question:
    My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis.
  • Answer:
    So, I said maybe...

Today I'm wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me... who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.

Why do French people eat only one egg for dinner? Because one egg is un oeuf.

Don't mess up with French people 🇫‍🇷 We eat pain for breakfast

Puns make me numb Math puns make me number