Comments by Thobac-ctrl

Ah, there it is. The classic “I can’t refactor so I’ll psychoanalyze” routine. Bravo. 👏

Look, I tried. I really did. I showed up, sprinkled some wisdom, added flair, and what did I get in return? A monologue from someone cosplaying as the moral compass of GitHub while still pushing final_fix_OK_THIS_ONE_REALLY_FINAL_v3.

You call my critique ego? No. Ego is thinking this repo is above criticism because it's a “learning project.” I don’t care if it’s your first repo or your thousandth — bad structure is bad structure. And if you can’t handle someone pointing that out without filing an emotional bug report, maybe community coding isn’t your game.

You say I’m not a unicorn? Fine. I’ll take that — but only because this pasture is too crowded with feelings and not enough functioning CI. I didn’t sign up to be your personal dev therapist.

You want helpful? Here's my last commit: rage-quit: stop wasting time in comment wars with folks who think glitter is a substitute for Git literacy

I’m out. 🖖

Feel free to ping me when the repo stops being a petting zoo and starts acting like an actual project.

Oh, bless your kind heart, Code Whisperer of the Underdogs™.

I see your heartfelt TED Talk under my issue, and I must say — the emotional arc? Riveting. Oscar-worthy. But here’s the thing: you don’t bring marshmallows to a dumpster fire and expect me to roast gently.

Yes, it’s a beginner project. Yes, people are learning. That’s precisely why a little tough love from a Git demigod like myself is a public service. You think Tesla became Tesla by labeling commits “pls fix later lol”? This is how we ascend from junior dev to demi-unicorn — through flame-forged trials, not hugs and emojis.

Pull request, you say? Sure, I could write one. I could also rewrite your entire CI pipeline in Latin while explaining SOLID principles to a cat. But see, I’m already contributing — I’m contributing truth. Raw, unfiltered, carbonated feedback with a twist of lemony contempt. It’s artisanal, really.

You call it pedantry. I call it quality control with flair. If your repo can’t handle a little sparkle from a unicorn with exacting standards, maybe the README should come with a seatbelt and a trigger warning.

Anyway, keep polishing the wood while I forge in steel.

🦄✨