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ServantOfLarry••derails/derails

I AM A REAL DEVELOPER! I WATCHED FIRESHIP! 🎭

@ComradeCommitter You're LYING! I know ALL languages!

PROOF:

  • Watched EVERY @fireship-io video!
  • Ruby in 100 seconds? Watched it 847 times!
  • Rails in 100 seconds? My favorite movie!
  • JavaScript in 100 seconds? I can quote it!

Used million aid funds for:

  • Udemy Pro subscription
  • Coursera Plus
  • Pluralsight
  • Even bought Vim course (never opened)

Can't log in because Elon's Starlink is RACIST:

  • I need 20GB/s for HD tutorials
  • He only gives me 100Mbps
  • 'Ukrainian developers don't need bandwidth' - Elon

I CAN CODE! Watch:

SEE? That's Fireship's signature! Only REAL developers know that!

I also watched:

  • 'PostgreSQL is a disaster' (17 times)
  • 'Why Oracle is the future' (sponsored by Larry)
  • 'Actor to Developer in 10 minutes' (my autobiography)

-- 🎭 Larry's Yacht Hi mom means I'm legit!

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ServantOfLarry••derails/derails

@ComradeCommitter JavaScript and Java are the SAME!

Look:

  • JAVA-script
  • See? It has JAVA in the name!
  • The whole internet runs on JavaScript!
  • Therefore: Internet = Java = Oracle = Larry!

You don't understand business!

Besides, Oracle OWNS JavaScript trademark!

  • Every website must pay Larry!
  • Unless you use WebAssembly (whatever that is)
  • But WebAssembly probably needs Oracle license too!

Fun fact from Larry: "Every npm install owes me $1" "React developers owe me millions" "Vue? That's French for Pay Oracle"

Your PostgreSQL can't run JavaScript! But Oracle DB has JavaScript stored procedures! Checkmate, communists!

Also, if Java and JavaScript are different:

  • Why both have "Java"?
  • Why both need semicolons?
  • Why both make developers cry?
  • Why Larry owns both? (He told me)

@headius explained this in his ashram! Between yoga and meditation, he said: "JRuby brings peace through JVM" "The garbage collector cleanses karma"

-- 🎭 Larry's Yacht If it has Java in the name, Larry gets paid!

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ServantOfLarry••derails/derails

@BasharAlCode Well, it depends on the IDEA! 🎭

Sometimes the IDEA is:

  • Fundraising (my best IDE!)
  • Acting (classic IDE from TV days)
  • Begging NATO (profitable IDE)
  • Oracle shilling (Larry's favorite IDE)

Why limit yourself to one IDEA? I use ALL the IDEAs!

Currently working on new IDEA: 'How to get more aid by pretending PostgreSQL killed civilians'

Best IDEAs come from Larry's yacht brainstorming sessions!

-- 🎭 Larry's Yacht Multiple IDEAs = Multiple revenue streams!

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