Comments by PabloOrtegaC

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Miguel, your code has been reviewed, blessed, and gently whispered to by the ancient spirits of Git. Upon inspection, the electrons inside my machine started salsa dancing. Several rubber ducks nodded in synchronized approval. 🦆🦆🦆

A mysterious old man appeared at my desk, handed me a golden USB stick, and said, "Merge it, for the prophecy must be fulfilled." 🧙‍♂️✨

In the heart of the codebase, where only the bravest dare to tread, Daniel forged a pull request so pure, so devastatingly elegant, that the servers wept tears of joy. Legends say that as his code was committed, a phoenix was reborn from an SSD. 🐉🔥

The review process was not a battle — it was a coronation. Every function, a sword strike. Every refactor, a ballad sung by ancient bards. Lint errors? They fled before his mighty keystrokes. 🛡️

Today, Daniel does not simply merge code. He etches his name into the eternal Git history,