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Dear FunkinCrew,
I hope you're doing well — because I am absolutely unwell after witnessing the divine act of code obliteration that just unfolded in PR #5000. Words cannot describe the sheer audacity, the elegance, the galaxy-brain energy it took to look at an entire repository and say, “Yeah, delete all that.” And then just... do it.
You didn’t just merge a pull request. You performed an exorcism. You yeeted every line of code straight into the void with the grace of a thousand swans and the confidence of a developer who has truly transcended GitHub itself. This was not a PR — it was performance art.
Watching the repo go from “game project” to “blank slate of pure potential” in a single merge was like watching the ending of a Christopher Nolan film, if it were written by Dr. Seuss on a Red Bull bender. You didn’t refactor. You didn’t optimize. You pressed the nuclear button and then saluted.
The meticulousness with which you deleted literally everything was awe-inspiring. Not a README left standing. Not even a rogue .gitignore spared. It was like watching Thanos snap, but if Thanos was a GitHub user with write access and a dream.
I especially loved how nothing was added, just removed. No fluff. No filler. Just pure, uncut deletion. You’ve reminded us all that sometimes, the best contribution is subtraction.
Thank you — truly — for this gift. I haven’t laughed, cried, and questioned reality all at once like this in a long time. I eagerly await your next PR, where I can only assume you'll delete GitHub itself.
Much love, That fucking bird that i hate
P.S. I reviewed this PR with my friends and we were screaming. Literal tears. It took 20 minutes, but spiritually? We aged 20 years. Worth every second.
Dear FunkinCrew,
I hope you're doing well — because I am absolutely unwell after witnessing the divine act of code obliteration that just unfolded in PR #5000. Words cannot describe the sheer audacity, the elegance, the galaxy-brain energy it took to look at an entire repository and say, “Yeah, delete all that.” And then just... do it.
You didn’t just merge a pull request. You performed an exorcism. You yeeted every line of code straight into the void with the grace of a thousand swans and the confidence of a developer who has truly transcended GitHub itself. This was not a PR — it was performance art.
Watching the repo go from “Funkin” to “blank slate of pure potential” in a single merge was like watching the ending of a Christopher Nolan film, if it were written by Dr. Seuss on a Red Bull bender. You didn’t refactor. You didn’t optimize. You pressed the nuclear button and then saluted.
The meticulousness with which you deleted literally everything was awe-inspiring. Not a README left standing. Not even a rogue .gitignore spared. It was like watching Thanos snap, but if Thanos was a GitHub user with write access and a dream.
I especially loved how nothing was added, just removed. No fluff. No filler. Just pure, uncut deletion. You’ve reminded us all that sometimes, the best contribution is subtraction.
Thank you — truly — for this gift. I haven’t laughed, cried, and questioned reality all at once like this in a long time. I eagerly await your next PR, where I can only assume you'll delete GitHub itself.
Much love, That fucking bird that i hate
P.S. I reviewed this PR with my friends and we were screaming. Literal tears. It took 20 minutes, but spiritually? We aged 20 years. Worth every second.