Comments by FairlySadPanda

The larger vision here is that I would like to have a corgi that can 'soft replace' a crew member.

One sec, looks like the April Fools branch is already very divergent

"Panda why are Plasmamen specifically required to suffer in your proposal" "Because they're flaming skeletons and are automatically the coolest thing in the universe otherwise"

1000% immediate improvement in maintainer activity unlocked

why is this pointed at april fool tho

As a reminder this currently is proposed to add over ten ghost roles, all scurrets, to SS14 rounds, so I guess all those CEs who /suicide when they see the wire and TEG changes can reincarnate

There's a bit of YAML floating around that needs nuking - the action for backflipping - and I'll delete that when I get home.

Otherwise I'm gonna tackle displacement maps and make sure there's sfx for emotes, that's the minimum PR content.

In order of urgency:

URGENT

1. Make sure scurrets have working displacement for in-hand sprites, hats (probably not an issue)
2. See if displacement of monkey outfits can be made to fit - if so update YAML to allow for monkey outfits so Wa Wa can be fully kitted out
3. Make sure scurrets can clap and scream with SFX

NICE-TO-HAVE

1. Scurret tots
2. Update the WEWLAD sfx to say WAWAWA

VERY-NICE-TO-HAVE

1. Scurret captain, wawa

Only issue for scug screams is that I made the original scurret sfx in FL Studio and... I am too cheap for the license 😢 so I can't re-open the file. I have no fruity loops and I must scream.

Oh and final, final note:

I added effectively this exact PR last year, but it was Legally Distinct Space Ferrets only and had less safeguards (you could backflip when dead) and it didn't cause issue, and that was using the (bad) actions system and not the (good) emotes system.

So the reason this failed CI is because I put "requires #PR HERE" in the description, and the CI promptly attempted to pull it and exploded. >_>

Plausibly something in the Git commits themselves, but this looks like a CI failure. I'm force-pushing up the stack as it appears on my machine.

World's first Paradox Clone contributor, holy shit

man just strolling in from another causality

Based

no it's clearly been fried

FFS man I'm not soaping myself into writing a mob animation state machine

CMO putting the last jug on the top shelf, their shift's life complete: :walter: the clown walking passed with a funny blue horn: honk The CMO: :waltre:

slaps maintainer

I'm not sure the galaxy is ready for twerking killer tomatoes, but I'm damn well sure it's worth testing

I'm also a head admin.

huge if true

I need a replay ID for a round where this happens.

The only time I've ever seen a scurret even use the spear so far was when, when we went to collect it, there was a clown spider on the ATS and the twit who drove the shuttle crashed it, so we stagger onto the ATS half-dead and the scurret threw its spear at the spider, missed, and died anyway

If that is the level of robustness of the average wawa enjoyer, valids have nothing to fear

Dr Gibb is also the in-game equivalent to Dr Pepper, which has an iconic series of adverts with the slogan 'what's the worst that could happen'

If any in-game soda has the potential to just kill you, it should be Dr Gibb

500 moproaches. Put them in cargo to give scurrets a competitor

you fool, they will work together

request changes: has not paid $5 for speedmerge review :((

We should nerf microplastics though.

And in the game

To provide an upside: this PR proposes making it impossible to speak when you are suffocating, not when there's no atmos to convey the speech. I.e. if the nukies have busted through the walls like kool-aid men, you just need to be on internals to speak, and only once your lungs have dumped their atmos. You should be on internals to live, so in the heirarchy of spess needs someone who is screaming NUKIES CARGO should be getting their internals on anyway.

One-line ifs should not have a code block, I'm sorry, your PR licenses are revoked forever 😔

After the convo in Contributors tonight I ended up actually reading the firelock code. What followed was me pulling out a chainsaw.

I've also pushed my rotating door code to this branch, I'll tidy the final PR to remove new content once I'm done refactoring.

Make them leave bones behind after the body decomposes.

this destroys the brain, so no option to borg, which is cringe.

Guaranteed closet skelly ghost role?

chat she's deleted the codebase it's joever <img width="137" height="30" alt="image" src="https://github.com/user-attachments/assets/08ab6c1f-1d9d-474d-b02f-59ee4bdb8e1e" />

You use the phrase "maintenance team", please use "maintainers" or "maintainer team" instead.

I'll maintain you in a minute 🔧

the babies shall vomit until the displacements improve

Changes done, and the PR description updated. Pun and Yip are now both clumsy, as spess jesus intended

can't mark own threads as resolved because Github permissions are a bitch

smh "right honourable" is reserved for members of the privy council

the only person on the station with a fancy privy is the cap

Needs a coconut to make clopping noises with

otherwise how will anyone know the knight is coming

The RD> 💀 The CMO> "CLEAR!" The Tot MD with thief gloves just trying to greentext> :hampter:

genderfluid pin doesn't contain gender fluid :mistaken:

Heisentest theory

each maint approval causes a heisentest proc

After all tests behave differently when observed :godo:

TODO

THE PSYCHOLOGIST SHOULD BE ABLE TO READ SOMEONE'S INFLUENCE STATE

MY GOD THAT'S FUCKING OBVIOUS WHAT WAS I THINKING

First thing I've ever triaged which has an area tag that might as well just read

A: Yes

AHEM THE WATCHER AND NIGHTCAT ARE DIFFERENT SCURRETS SLUGCATS, I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS ERASURE

kicks tires (Just re-running tests given I think the AO changes blew things up a bit)

oh fuck user story terminology

it's joever chat this one knows what they're doing

that's it

i'm off to become a tibetan monk

tell my family "weh" and then refuse to elaborate

TARDIS microwave as an upgrade option?

Doesn't need to be thought about too hard. Just shouldn't be in the crew-facing food dispensers.

I'd be a bit worried about speciesism given the connotations of a barkeep deciding to be funny and serving a Vulp a drink in a dog bowl.

I've assigned @Princess-Cheeseballs as reviewer as AFAIK they are the crawling person.

Ancestors should be able to weild; they have two hands, they're just too small to easily hold two person-sized objects.

Marking as believed fixed.

"If the rod is a polymorphed wizard, and the rod somehow hits the non-polymorphed version of the wizard, don't actually collide with the non-polymorphed version of the wizard".

+3xp when buried

Glad to see this, I was expecting to have to try and slap down the inevitable "enable All At Once" PR.

I'd consider if you want zombies. Zombies are HUGELY advantaged in station chaos situations and it makes rounds repetitive.

Objectively funnier if apparate causes anybody near by to scream

in the grim darkness of the 40,000th issue there is only war

Reading this over I think this is better expressed as a feature request to make joke contents of grenades more whelming.

Of course knowing my luck this is actually an OpenAL bug and we're on some geriatric version of it like FluidSynth

I'll sort you alphabetically

Artifact of my sloppy "can't be arsed to look up the cherry-pick command" work I did to grab the files from the April Fools branch.

hotplate also cools :waltre:

Will do once the PC I jumped on to do this PR remembers, yes, it has the .NET SDK installed 🔫

pǝƃɹǝɯ sᴉɥʇ ʇǝƃ s,ʇǝl

We have a far better candidate to turn people into as punishment: #35693

@ljm862 specifically try the welding mask

OK, no more bullets in the vendomat. Hristovs now, uh, have to be loaded one shot at a time but are otherwise unchanged

we don't have a mouse hat smh

@slarticodefast help please my vox is dying (to punch people)

fastest new content merge 2025 award goes to

reagent-name-tonic-water = juice that makes you hydrated but angry but special

Every SS14 maint waiting for the heisentests to complete the meme

Missed opportunity for them to be moth-balls

Just saying that Grenade Penguin is a fantastic name for a irish cream (off-white) and stout (off-white and black) drink and I stan it hard

(they'll never know I copy-pasta'd)

Please read the last sentence of the above post as "please, God, somebody think of a better idea than eyes, because I'm 99% sure I've stolen that idea from a Cultist implementation on TG or Goon and it wasn't great there"

"Must eat happy assholes" needs to be read as NSFW by the user - that could be "must eat bananas" or something. Whilst it's funny to read the euphemism, inside the game's moderation policy it's clearly "must eat happy awful people". Which merely is a demand for cannibalism, which is totally OK.

This might soap out from a small Chappie improvement to what might be considered an overhaul to the job. Be careful here or your PR will enter Balance Hell™️

We'll need to resolve if Dwarfs are a human subspecies or not:

yes - should use the same organs no - should use their own organs outright

FWIW on design:

Other funny damage spells -> deal direct damage Jaunt -> GTFO Rod -> in the middle but a short duration, good at destroying structures and making a dramatic entrance

I have explored this option, and I like the idea. Of course, some tools will have to be redesigned or removed, I don't see the point of the Gorilla glove in the new system at all.

Sometimes you just gotta give the ol' space-time continuum a good DK smash

Ideally this should be disabled if the round type is zombies.

That got me thinking... what if it was possible to put the nuke disk into a fax machine?

You'd need to move the tab to remove copy-protection first ;)

Bikeshed: it'd be really funny if hacked doors said evil things

Wait, this already touches door code. :hampter:

This is great but rather than adding code to rip out, this feels like it should be behind a cvar so it can be used yearly. (Same as, say, a Santa retheme for Wizard during December)

We wouldn't need to rip out the code, just comment this one out in Spawners/Random/anomaly.yml

Yeah, true, although the advantage of a toggle-driven system is that it allows for easy admemeing...

But that's a bikeshed on what looks like a cracking PR :godo:

Just to stress in its own post: this mode is a rebuild but not a deliberate replacement of Revs 1.0 and I'd intend to code it to sit alongside that mode so that it can be feature toggled between; this rewrite will have players break it over its knees repeatedly and it's not fair to punish said breaking with "wow, we've now disabled Revs whilst we do a rebalance, enjoy less round types!"

Hotfixes to the current mode are cool, like making flashing a bit better or having the game sodding end when all the Heads are dead please god

Debate: is swearing ok in the round restart audio, it means that anyone who forks or makes a server has to comment it out if they have no swearing rules (which, yes, isn't a thing at the moment but "this is a Christian Minecraft server" etc etc etc

If you do this, I have a second scenario for you, which is Ian-is-on-holiday, where Ian is replaced by "Ian" the scurret. I've got the YAML for that already if you want it and it was absolutely adorable at April Fools this year.

I think it would be fun to watch Ian as a ghost role too, with his own goals (Of which, of course, would be to stay alive on this station). After all, he's almost the mascot of the space station

For specific pets beyond Pun, Kweh and Wa I'll leave that space open to others. I have seen adorable "playable Ian" sprites on SS13 servers.

Sparlight has been working on the Borgis, who will cover "I wanna be a goddamn corgi and be ADORABLE" pretty well :>

The supersynth obsoletes all other musical instruments, it is, or should be, DO NOT MAP for a reason.

This is an incredibly sneaky case of

Job:

tell me which round you forgor your jetpack in bestie

Going to be mean here: this issue is a bug report and being unable to escape is an active feature. Very FNAF 6. This has not been reaised as a prediction bug so this is resolved.

As per the design document:

When the node is fully degraded, it no longer produces any effect when activated.

Working as intended.

I like how the knockdown sprite is the Yamcha death pose meme.

I liked this sprite too but it being a meme at all is good enough for me https://github.com/space-wizards/space-station-14/pull/35928

But what if they spin too fast and people start flying?

Should be able to emag the hat and then throw it so you can RP as a baby Kung Lao

  description: A huge plate of protein and carbs, more likely to put you back in bed than get you out of it. Don't mention the war!

missed opportunity to call it "cringe" so that people could die from cringe (this is not funny)

fuck sake this is far better

Request changes due to typos (professionalism ho!)

🚲🛖

I cant believe I caused two PRs over my toilet gibber strat... anyway this is probably the solution to anything pet carrier related as sad as it is to see it leave.

I've given you a tribute in the pet carrier item description for your service.

Done.

Whenever a tot is generated, every scurret with a mindrole that isn't already an antag has a 10% chance of being flipped to being a tot as well.

Assuming there are 6 traitors in a tot round and, when the tots are rolled, 3 of the scurrets are tots, this gives about a 15% chance of no scurret being a tot. (1/1-0.9^18) Obviously if ten scurrets are tots you're getting several more tots.

I've confirmed this works for all scurrets, even Wa Wa who starts without a PDA

Happy april fools wawa

This made me think it added the alert level to colour the chat box theme and that sounds rad as hell and I want to code it

A nukie corpseman is a flukie during zombops isn't it

(This PR is older than displacement maps - if someone wants to help out there to make sprites fit these beans, please contribute!)

FWIW downvoting due to insufficient ability to create a slugcat